• Me: we are so weird
  • Me: we will never find love
  • Emily: i have love.
  • Emily: tumlbr.

#tumlbr#i'm tumblin and I know it#asdfghjkl

∞ 4/22/2012 (5:01pm)

  • Emily: Haha text-attack! I bet your phone is spazzing out.
  • Me: Yes, it makes me want to piss on you.
  • Emily: You feline.
  • Emily: Hahahaasdfghjkl
  • Emily: I'm a cat. I'm a kitty cat, I'm a meow meow meow meow kitty cat.
  • Me: I am going to stop texting you.
  • Emily: I wish cat was spelled with a k, so then kitty would make sense. Kat and kitty. Kitty kat.
  • Me: Okay, citty.
  • Me:
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  • Me: I do not like that one bit.

#Emily#I don't even know#cat#kitty#kat#lulul#lol#lul#asdfghjkl

∞ 3/31/2012 (7:52pm)

Summer school my ass! I have better things to do with my time. Like sit on my bed and look through my kaleidoscope!

∞ #Summer school#Fuck school#kaleidoscope

Emily Cauley
I hate it when people say hai as hi. You know why? because I live in a japanese world and hai means yes. not hello.

∞ #japanese#is#the#shit#I#love#you#emily

emily cauley

  • Emily: Miriam you should put that quote on your website of my sayingsss. The one where I say that I want the world to end.
  • Me: No, Emily.
  • Emily: Why?
  • Me: Because you can't go around saying that. Most people DON'T want the world to end just yet.
  • Emily: But I do. What's the problem?
  • Me: It's not socially acceptable!
  • Emily: I think I've heard that somewhere before...

#Emily#What the hell#Apocalypse#Zombies#I guess#IDK

∞ 1/16/2012 (6:21pm) 4 notes

  • Me: Sometimes I just want to amputate my toe.
  • Emily: Yeah...
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  • Emily: Sometimes I just wanna amputate my head-
  • Me: NO. NOOOO. NO.

∞ 12/31/2011 (2:59pm)

  • Zoe: I'm bringing Sherlock themed cupcakes tomorrow-
  • Emily: YESSSSSS! *sings* hot-diggity-iggity-dawwwgg Heeeeey Zoe, thanks for bringing me cupcakes!!!
  • Me: They're not JUST for you.
  • Emily: SILENCE.

∞ 12/31/2011 (2:55pm) 1 note

Chacha: *sitting in a box full of packing peanuts digging around with her hands* This is how my heart is gonna feel after Lucky leaves. *holds up packing peanut* Pretend this is my heart. *breaks peanut* My heart will be broken Emily.

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Sarahs vocabulary:
You need to shut it down.
But not really.
Hey gurrll heeeyy.
You need to calm it down.

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Emi
Chacha: Mom! Are there any apples left?
Mom: Just the slices on the plate over there.
Chacha: Oh! *headstowardsplate*
Me: HA! Not a chance! *I run over to the plate and shove all the slices in my mouth at once*

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Emily